Political Caption Competition

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

Yesterday I asked, Why would we trust TVNZ Journalism now we know Government is editor? Today I ask, Why would…

‘One in seven New Zealand children living in material hardship’ was the dramatic heading of a NZ Herald feature article…

PSNA has written to Justice Minister Paul Goldsmith today requesting proposed ‘move-on’ laws will specifically continue to allow free speech…

More than a game “Football is more than a game. It is a force for unity, peace and hope” Gianni…


Never forget that for most of his press conference, the Prime Minister was justifying carpet bombing for Christ
Meanwhile, on board the Death Star
And if we listen real hard…. we can just hear the faint but looming ever closer sounds of the JAWS theme music track….
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl
Boom de boom…
“Of course I didn’t leak your travel expenses Simon. I’m behind you all the way…”
“To a naïve shark…..an octopus looks like an easy meal.”
“Unfortunately…..octopuses are protected by a variety of defensive adaptations.”
“ If none of these tactics work, the octopus will eject a thick cloud of black ink into the water and disappear amid the distraction.”
But those years of hairdressers magic have taken their toll on the ink sacs also.