Political Caption Competition

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

It’s the battle of the Budget Holes! Finance Minister Nicola Willis claimed Labour has a $18billion budget hole (National used…

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Demonstrators say they won’t rest until Bill to define woman and man is stopped Queer rights demonstrators say they won’t…
Heather Duplicity Allan is furious… Race relations gives people the ick, but stripping unelected members of voting rights was obvious…

Law changes expected to boost prison population over next decade The prison population is expected to grow by more than…
Meanwhile, on board the Death Star
And if we listen real hard…. we can just hear the faint but looming ever closer sounds of the JAWS theme music track….
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl
Boom de boom…
“Of course I didn’t leak your travel expenses Simon. I’m behind you all the way…”
“To a naïve shark…..an octopus looks like an easy meal.”
“Unfortunately…..octopuses are protected by a variety of defensive adaptations.”
“ If none of these tactics work, the octopus will eject a thick cloud of black ink into the water and disappear amid the distraction.”
But those years of hairdressers magic have taken their toll on the ink sacs also.