Political Caption Competition

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

God Sean Plunket is a sanctimonious prick. The great Free Speech Champion Sean Plunket cries tears over me using my…
The greatest argument the elites can make when attacking the Green Party Tax policy is that the mega wealthy will…

Chippy has warned voters that a vote for TOP might be a wasted vote, but when Labour won an unprecedented…

How was LynnMall attacker Ahamed Samsudeen radicalised, inquest asks Just how was the man who stabbed six people in an…

David Seymour announced yesterday that veteran Broadcaster and man with very questionable taste in hats, Paul Henry is now running…

We are all heart broken to hear of the passing of Sam Neill – he was a phenomenal acting talent…
Meanwhile, on board the Death Star
And if we listen real hard…. we can just hear the faint but looming ever closer sounds of the JAWS theme music track….
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl
Boom de boom…
“Of course I didn’t leak your travel expenses Simon. I’m behind you all the way…”
“To a naïve shark…..an octopus looks like an easy meal.”
“Unfortunately…..octopuses are protected by a variety of defensive adaptations.”
“ If none of these tactics work, the octopus will eject a thick cloud of black ink into the water and disappear amid the distraction.”
But those years of hairdressers magic have taken their toll on the ink sacs also.