Political Caption Competition

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

The look a shark gets just before its eyes roll into the back of its head and it strikes in blood lust.

After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Meanwhile, on board the Death Star
And if we listen real hard…. we can just hear the faint but looming ever closer sounds of the JAWS theme music track….
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Has the town in a whirl
The naughty lady of Shady Lane
Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl
Boom de boom…
“Of course I didn’t leak your travel expenses Simon. I’m behind you all the way…”
“To a naïve shark…..an octopus looks like an easy meal.”
“Unfortunately…..octopuses are protected by a variety of defensive adaptations.”
“ If none of these tactics work, the octopus will eject a thick cloud of black ink into the water and disappear amid the distraction.”
But those years of hairdressers magic have taken their toll on the ink sacs also.