Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly

Wow. How magical is this week becoming? Greens announce the best taxation policy in NZ history. – Advertisement – National…

There are moments in Israel’s disproportional violence that you flinch and turn away at the ugliness. I’ve seen the IDF…

What a horrifying story… Police shooting of a 1-year-old Mississippi boy ignites tension between police and Black residents Jackson, MississippiAP…

This week, Martyn examines the aftermath of the Iran conflict and asks a simple question: what was actually achieved? After…

Sweet Jesus yes, there is a God! The Green’s Tax Policy is everything the Left has been begging for… –…

Cough, bullshit… Election 2026: National launches new KiwiSaver policies as Simeon Brown compares NZ First, Act to children It comes…
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”