Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly

Chris Hipkins outlines Labour’s conditions for supporting the India Free Trade Agreement, including migrant worker protections and transparency demands.

NZ First wants ministers to regain Fast Track powers as a $1B LNG terminal is rushed through. Is this energy policy — or corporate welfare?

Wellington’s sewage crisis reignites debate over scrapping Three Waters. Was ditching water reform ideological sabotage with real-world consequences?

David Seymour channels Musk and Milei with public sector cuts. Is ACT’s small government agenda fit for New Zealand’s challenges?

Waatea’s election poll shows NZ First surging and Te Pāti Māori far from dead. What does this Māori voter engagement signal for 2026?

Does the Epstein scandal implicate Zionism or Israel? A critical look at elite power, antisemitism, and collective blame in global politics.
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”