Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly

Last election voters were bitter post-covid and turned on Jacinda for having the temerity to save 20 000 lives. These…

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The audacity of Luxon blaming the media over his leadership woes is Trump level delusion. It was HIS MPs who…

China does this… China Opens $70 Billion Dairy Market Access to Romanian Makers Bloomberg – Advertisement – …as they attack…

Let’s be clear, Winston’s solution to break up the Supermarket Industry won’t work, and there’s very little chance of NZ…
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”