Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly
I’ve been around politics a long time, and every election someone tells me the Māori seats are sorted. Labour’s got…

As Erica Stanford’s term as Minister of Education comes to its end, we can now see how what a disaster…

POLITICAL FACT OF THE DAY: More than 90,000 women voted in the 1893 election, Women nevertheless couldn’t stand for Parliament…

The PSA and the New Zealand Professional Firefighters Union have filed more legal proceedings in the Employment Relations Authority which…

The Green Party has announced its plan to protect the Hauraki Gulf, including closing Luxon’s carve-outs for commercial fishers, phasing…

Te Pāti Māori will back the future of Māori-medium education with long-term investment in kōhanga reo and kura Māori, giving…
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”