Political Caption Competition

This is how I make my half baked ideas so quickly

Labour will ‘never change’ New Zealand’s nuclear-free status, Hipkins says Labour Party leader Chris Hipkins says his party will “never…

Ex-Defence Minister Wayne Mapp pushes back on US Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth’s ‘freeloading’ claim Speaking at the Shangri-La Dialogue…

We told you this was already happening… Government uses Budget urgency to pass bill allowing the automation of welfare decisions…

Cough. Sooooooo ’bout those allegations the the IDF are systematically using sexual assault on Palestinian Prisoners… UN blacklists Israel for…

NZ First Conference

TUESDAY 2nd JUNE 2026 FACT OF THE DAY: Kangaroos have three vaginas. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Returning hate for…
What’s that Kate…yeah nah, not much on the telly tonight.
Woz heaps better when I woz onnit, eh?
Fried brains are a excellent food source — but when they got in there – the cranium was bare……
Microwave Idle…
‘my dick is caught in my zipper’…
‘i just microwaved my hair’..
‘ya hafta hold yer mouth just like this – to get a good sneer going’..
‘i miss the certainties of the key years..y’know..!’
‘john key once ‘had’ me in this room – just as i was microwaving just like this’
‘i’m just heating up my roundtable-soup – it’s salted with the tears of poor children’..
‘my empathy got microwaved – it isn’t my fault..!’
‘mama told me not to stick my head in there – i didn’t listen..’
Ping !
“There’s really no need for hunger in the world…”