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I break the internet.
I break everything.

I break the internet.
I break everything.

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2024? If he can.
The Great Pretender
– Lyrics – Freddie Mercury
“Oh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell”
“You want to know where Melania is? She’s right here, disguised as Kim K.”
Mango Moron: “Aw, go on Kim! Monica always used to do it for Bill…”
‘Orange Is the New Black’
“But I can’t seem to break the criminal Washington swamp”.