Political Caption Competition

I break the internet.
I break everything.

I break the internet.
I break everything.

We don’t pass the hat around much anymore because we know how bloody difficult it is for so many right…
‘Proud as punch’: After 24 years in Parliament, Judith Collins bids farewell Judith Collins has spoken in Parliament for the…

Most Kiwis are under some illusion that Luxon’s trip to Singapore has guaranteed us some sort of access to fuel….

This hard right Government with its anti-Maori, anti-Treaty, anti-beneficiary, anti-disabled, anti-worker, anti-renter and anti-environmental agenda is a never ending scrum…

I think the Te Tai Tokerau Party will be a flop. Firstly, they need 500 paying members. Secondly, it won’t,…

Horse racing: Big New Zealand First donors argue for tax breaks to save ‘unsustainable’ racing industry A leaked report completed…
2024? If he can.
The Great Pretender
– Lyrics – Freddie Mercury
“Oh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell”
“You want to know where Melania is? She’s right here, disguised as Kim K.”
Mango Moron: “Aw, go on Kim! Monica always used to do it for Bill…”
‘Orange Is the New Black’
“But I can’t seem to break the criminal Washington swamp”.