Political Caption Competition

I break the internet.
I break everything.

I break the internet.
I break everything.

Foreign Minister Winston Peters has been reported to be considering the Government’s response to an horrific United Nations special investigation…

Following the death of a person at Waikato ED after. 9 hour wait, another ED death driven by fears of…

Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points Christopher…

Analysis: The economy has become Nicola Willis’ political problem ANALYSIS: Nearly a year ago, Nicola Willis stood with Christopher Luxon…

There is a lot of ‘whataboutasim’ over China launching a missile into the Pacific. ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICA’ they scream….

FACT OF THE DAY: It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn due to extreme atmospheric pressures. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…
2024? If he can.
The Great Pretender
– Lyrics – Freddie Mercury
“Oh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Pretending I’m doing well (ooh ooh)
My need is such I pretend too much
I’m lonely but no one can tell”
“You want to know where Melania is? She’s right here, disguised as Kim K.”
Mango Moron: “Aw, go on Kim! Monica always used to do it for Bill…”
‘Orange Is the New Black’
“But I can’t seem to break the criminal Washington swamp”.