Political Caption Competition

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“Now this is classy! I wish they did up Premier House like this, but these days you plate everything in gold & they call you ‘entitled’ as if it’s a bad thing! When’s your boss coming? Can I get a Shirley Temple please? No ice cubes, I know you people use local water for them”

“Now this is classy! I wish they did up Premier House like this, but these days you plate everything in gold & they call you ‘entitled’ as if it’s a bad thing! When’s your boss coming? Can I get a Shirley Temple please? No ice cubes, I know you people use local water for them”

10 COMMENTS

  1. I’m getting too big for my britches
    With fatty sighs from my thighs
    My dome surpasses St Paul’s and St Peter’s
    And my limo replaces my feeters.

    Some folk say I’m no good
    Not doing the things that I should
    But my skin is as thick
    As a concrete brick
    And my heart made of borer-proof wood.

  2. Who are these people? One looks like Luxon but can someone advise the other, looks a bit like Seymour with phake than. They seem to be in a luxury nuthouse with quality padded walls suitable for aspiring, perspiring politicians. Puzzling what?

  3. “I have no idea what it is to be a politician let alone a PM, it’s just that right wing voters are just dumb fucks and I didn’t think anyone could be thicker than me. But I was wrong yet again”

  4. Is that thing behind the flag what a defibrillator looks like? We mustn’t lose heart in this mish-mash and remember that blondies are still politically popular with the heartland of USA, if that is where these men are.

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