Political Caption Competition

Blessings to you all. And I mention if you throw rotten fruit at me I have huge supplies of firm fruit to return; which I shall throw firmly, to make a firm impact on any who doubt me. Blessings again.

Bhuddist Monk: “The Buddha identified three poisons of the mind that cause most of the problems in the world.
The three poisons are: greed (raga), hatred (dvesha, or anger), and delusion (moha, or ignorance).
Incredibly, the people of New Zealand have elected 3 Co-governors who each embody one of these poisons
May I introduce Mr Luxon, who embodies Ignorance/Delusion.
Unfortunately Mr Seymour (Greed) and Mr Peters (Hatred) were too busy hogging the limelight to join him here today.”