Hipkins: Jacinda was a victim of misogyny
also Hipkins: Fumbles attempt to define the group that is the target of misogyny.
also Hipkins: Identity is subjective we define it ourselves.
Implications:
– Identity is subjective, it’s only misogyny if the perpetrator believes they are abusing a women. A sharp fall in misogyny is accompanied by a sharp rise in abuse we cannot define.
– Identity is subjective then for the sake of global peace we must declare all Pākehā men are trans-female-Māori and end white-cis-male violence in an instant.
– If we choose our own identity then homosexuals must choose to be gay. After all they are already same-gender attracted. The role a physical body plays in attraction only matters to bigoted genital essentialists.
In unrelated news hardline traditional conservatives, evangelical christians, queer theorists and Marama Davidson all claim victory.
I was not expecting that question, that came way left field and my handlers gave me know answer. But i can tell you that i am a sentient ballbag.
What is a women? Broh, you need to ask Jacinda that. Oh, yeah, right, they left.
I am a white cis male. What was the question again?
Broh, don’t ask me, i am just a place holder for Nanaia Mahuta and Marama Davidson. Neither is a women.
Broh, who cares. We have women with dicks now and they are better then the old fashioned once, you know the ones with a uterus.
Brutha, c’mon, i am here not because i am smart or anything, i am here because the last Pm who was a body with uterus decided to throw it all.
Seriously dude, you know i can’t tell you what they are, my handlers would get upset and throw tomato soup at me.
Women? Who gives a fuck. Are they even human?
Tke a break now. Sit down, take a deep breath.. now let it out slowly. Drink a glass of water slowly.
There don’t you feel better!
What are women? Any man who like to be one. Oh the oldfashioned kind? Just bash them into submission if they complain.
Women? Birthers, lactators, menstruators, menopausers, sex hole providers, sandwich makers. What you don’t have one them at home?
In the old days they were property. Do you miss the old days as much as I do?
And as always, comrade. Vote for this white cis male sucker there, it will be for your own good. If not, tomato soup!!!!!
What is the ACT Party?
I identify as PM.
Reactionary Bratwurst…
Please call 0800 mental healthline.
PM undergoes prostate examination – live on camera!
“ Is that a motorbike I see before me ? “
Question 22. Do you have any difficulty remembering or concentrating ? Washing all over or dressing ?
Whatever.
Sean Plunkett, so that’s who Marama was talking about when she said white cis male, Twitter agrees.
“mansplaining’ prime minister Cis Chris Hipkins, “ said.
mr prime minister how many angels can dance on a pinhead an equally relevent question
Hipkins: Jacinda was a victim of misogyny
also Hipkins: Fumbles attempt to define the group that is the target of misogyny.
also Hipkins: Identity is subjective we define it ourselves.
Implications:
– Identity is subjective, it’s only misogyny if the perpetrator believes they are abusing a women. A sharp fall in misogyny is accompanied by a sharp rise in abuse we cannot define.
– Identity is subjective then for the sake of global peace we must declare all Pākehā men are trans-female-Māori and end white-cis-male violence in an instant.
– If we choose our own identity then homosexuals must choose to be gay. After all they are already same-gender attracted. The role a physical body plays in attraction only matters to bigoted genital essentialists.
In unrelated news hardline traditional conservatives, evangelical christians, queer theorists and Marama Davidson all claim victory.
Cis Hipkins… catchy
What will it all mean in this looking-glass world?
“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
https://www.wsj.com/articles/notable-quotable-through-the-looking-glassnotable-quotable-1435355391 (This quote appropriately from the Wall Street Journal collection.)