Political Caption Competition

Have I done enough humiliating shit to be allowed to walk amongst the rest of you again? I'm sorry I led National, I knew it was wrong, you knew it was wrong, we all knew it was wrong! Please can I get out of this fucking robot costume?

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Have I done enough humiliating shit to be allowed to walk amongst the rest of you again? I’m sorry I led National, I knew it was wrong, you knew it was wrong, we all knew it was wrong! Please can I get out of this fucking robot costume?

8 COMMENTS

  1. A cross between Rodney Hyde’s exhibitionism and Winston Peters visual appeal – NZ is panting for fresh political phantasmagoria – with hair. (According to latest received news, security robots can be confused between soccer balls and bald heads.)

  2. Jesus ! You’ll see david seymour twerking while Jonky tugs a woman’s hair because she’s powerless and employed within the service industry next.
    Oh. Wait?
    This is it folks. A tawdry depiction of the idle Libertine not giving a fuck.
    “A libertine is a person devoid of most moral principles, a sense of responsibility, or sexual restraints, which they see as unnecessary or undesirable, and is especially someone who ignores or even spurns accepted morals and forms of behaviour observed by the larger society.[1][2] Libertinism is described as an extreme form of hedonism.[3] Libertines put value on physical pleasures, meaning those experienced through the senses. As a philosophy, libertinism gained new-found adherents in the 17th, 18th, and 19th centuries, particularly in France and Great Britain. Notable among these were John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, and the Marquis de Sade. ”
    So. Can I ask of you whom live in cars with your kids, how do you feel about an idiot lawyer parading about in a costume while banking hundreds of thousands of dollars because he’s done so?
    But worse… what does that say about you? Are you ok with that? Clearly, you are, because as far as I can see, there’s no rioting.
    Soulless bastards like bridges are so confident, they can do anything they like to anyone they like whenever they like. Try that with me you slithering little fuck.

  3. Is he sipping from the same sippy cup ballah benefit is? Some weird concoction of fluids, bodily and poisonous fruits from a karens recipe?

    Because, what they’re doing is some weird shit you only see at the amateur drama clubs for the losers of am-drama’s.

    Or is it virtue signaling to a new audience for another right-wing party?

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