Political Caption Competition

1. “I will be the Queen of New Xiland!”

2. Aren’t parliamentary services wonderful and this is only a starter before Gerry’s morning tea bless him.

3. I only eat ONE ! the rest goes in the skip or that food bank thing.

4. Gerry is on another diet so i end up with his leftovers. Tea anyone.

5. That stuff’s bad for you.

6. I’m feeling sooo relaxed and know all you good people who vote National will be too. We must stick together against the lesser people with no sense and no style though we don’t demand that you lift your little finger when drinking tea. To tell the truth we privately ‘give the finger’ to all lefties but must behave with decorum in public or we’ll all sink to their deplorable level.

7. “Just waiting on the “Child Catcher” from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! He’s going to give me some tips of how to ‘trigger’ this Millennial Leader!”

8. Will I be the ‘wicked witch’ from the orient?

9. You can have your lunch break before you come to work, or after you finish work, what ever you boss prefers

10. National’s new 2020 campaign slogan: “Let them eat cakes!”

11. but your majesty, the people have no bread…..

12. “Let them eat cake on their own time”

13. ” The lovely ladies of Epsom have made these wonderful cakes and had to SHOOT through, hurry up Seymour your tea’s going cold, normal tea, not that green herbal tea, it’s to die for”.

14. “Cake spread spoiled by sour tart”

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