Political Caption Competition

1. Our basic rule is to protect our private(s) first and foremost. Private not public, swagger not socialist, is our motto.

2. This is our annual public relations workshop for hopeful National political candidates led by current politicians of both genders showing how to pose and smile for an image. Aim to achieve the success of our Shadow Prime Minister and note his friendly and natural smile, clean-cut appearance, well-dressed with no tie but white shirt open at neck.

3. Northern Italy “noice, but strangely quiet” report recently returned ‘Holidays for the Overly Advantaged Charity’ tour group.

4. Desperate Simon has been handing out blue tee shirts for a quickie photo shoot, attempting to give the false imprssion the Blue Bottle Bog party is as popular as ever.

5. When you say “no mates” is that Simon’s nickname?
   I guess it must be but surely mocking a group of young no hope wannabes is not the left’s way.
   Anyway, that girl in the gold. Who is she trying to channel with the chardonnay swilling liberal pseudo intellectual look.
   Reminds me of Paula Benefit.
   Keep a watch on her.

6. Guy at the back with the glasses and green tee shirt standing behind the desk with the Israeli flag noticing the Mossad agents mingling in nicely for the publicity shot for Uncle Sam…

7. Nationals total voting base, all in one room.

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