Political Caption Competition


National Party policy will see all prisoners working in chain gangs where each of them have to sing ‘Old Man River’ while breaking rock or be shot in the face for insubordination.

The National Party of New Zealand – Governing like it’s 1899


  1. …be thankful you’re not in the PRC, ‘men in our care’… you’d be getting cut open and having your organs harvested about now… 😉

  2. NZ Initiative survey* suggests most Kiwi workers prefer this sort of work environment.

    *poll taken from random selection of CEO’s, bankers & corporate sociopaths

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