The. Ark. Of. The. Covenant???
Is. Coming. To. Auckland???
The sacred supernatural carry case of the 10 commandments that was used to defeat the enemies of the Israelites with the burning force of God’s will is coming to the Aotea Centre?
In downtown Auckland?
I’m glad it’s an ‘All Answers’ event, because I have a few questions.
1 – I would have thought the discovery of the Ark, the Biblical home of the 10 commandments etched out on stone tablet by the living God himself, would be leading news media a bit more than an event post on Facebook. I mean, where’s Paddy Gower and John Campbell interviewing those responsible behind what would be the greatest archeological find in the entire history of humankind?
2 – Shouldn’t the editorial staff of the Herald, Fairfax, Mediaworks, TVNZ and every other news outlet resign on mass for failing to alert the rest of NZ that a supernatural artefact has not only been found but is visiting the ASB Theatre this month?
3 – Doesn’t Indiana Jones have the Ark stored away with ‘Top people’?
In an age where disinformation on fluoridation in water, anti-vaxxers and anti-1080 are rife and criticised, shouldn’t there be a healthy amount of cynicism dumped on this mad event?
I feel oddly drawn to this to see for myself what a hot mess this really is. If there is a god, David Farrier will be visiting this and documenting it for Netflix.