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  1. Ewwwwww !

    So true. This should be put up all over the country on large billboards near busy intersections and areas of large congregations by the general public .

    They need to be forewarned before this September 23rd general election .

    Perhaps featured in every major news outlet both in magazines, online and on TV !!!

  2. Hey kids – it’s question time! Wanna’ play? You betcha’!

    See if you can guess which one of these parasites is most closely associated with poverty, poor housing, inadequate healthcare and lack of education.

    Hint: it’s the really ugly one on the far right.

  3. I had a bad flea experience once while at my grandmothers in deepest south westland.
    I was an adventurious little shit and in the spirit of adventure I broke into the local war memorial hall and went fossicking for birds nests in the walls, which I found. I also discovered the wonders of bird fleas. They’re a bit different to say dog fleas, which are bigger and slower. Bird fleas are small, black and pointy and are blessed with a certain curiosity so they invaded my Y fronts and bit me on the balls and other places too grim to describe.
    I went into my grandma’s house scratching like a P’d up chicken complaining of violent itchings and behold ! An aunt visiting passed the verdict. Off came my clothes then into the scalding water out of the wet back coal range, the excess of which they used to run off through the bath.
    My Aunt Phyliss, I think it was, came out with a long, squarish bottle marked ” Pain Oil” which, she insisted, I apply with vigour then show no interest in tomorrow….

    The ” Pain Oil ” was mostly alcohol and when I think back, it’s amazing my grandfather hadn’t drank it. He’d a subjected himself to the fleas if he thought booze was at the end of it.
    Do you know what 99% alcohol does to a childs ball sack skin? It burns like Hell fire is what it does and as I ran about wailing and screaming as smoke and sparks came out from my arse, those watching asked as I sped around the house for the 19 th time… How’s the itching then ? ” Long gone ! ” I was able to screech.

    Unlike the fucking National Party. Those bastards are still biting my balls.

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