Steven Joyce gets a dildo, and all I get is a beer . . .
Oh good I can get sloshed & forget the rats biting my arse for awhile.
I will drink to that award Richie,i want you to be famous like me.
“I much prefer to be hit with a large glass of New Zealand brew, than an obscene pink plastic pretend penis – even without a tariff.”
“I’ll jus’ finish this 11th one and I’m off to find a tony pail.”
key helps publicise/advertise the national party sponsors’ product..
key:..’i’m not gonna legalise medical-marijuana..don’t you know how much money the booze-barons have poured into national party coffers over the years..?
..if they don’t want..i don’t want it..cheers..!..’
key drowns his flag-sorrows..
Just a quick shix or sho before i go into queshtion Time and fight those peshky laborites.
I feel dizzy an drunk with all my power
“Mmmm . . . arrogance is bliss”
key:..’who leaked that email..?..collins..?..bridges..?..bennett..?..english getting some late-revenge..?..
..i need a drink..!’..
Piss take in action.
‘Urine therapy to help me sleep well at night’
‘ I am the modern Rasputin! Nothing will affect me’
Hmmm…..not bad! Now if we could only get Andrew (Little) to give up politics and stick to brewing.
Even my urine taste great
Bottoms up!
Even my urine tastes great
Hmmmmmm Budwiser loverly…..
Not as nice as blood but needs must…
“Oh, life is so beautiful! Power, Propaganda, Prosperity, Piss and Ponytail! What more does one want!”
Bugger! I’d much prefer a Fluffy Duck, but C&T have instructed me to do this photo op. Makes me look like one of the boys.
“A lovely cold beer delivered by tanker,
So refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest……”
I’ll close my eyes and have a beer
Pretend that I’ve nothing to fear
Judith loves me-this I know
(’cause she always tells me so)
I’ll stay as leader (just to spite her)
And close my eyes a little tighter.
I’m sure I’ll be here 3 years longer!
Now, a glass or two of something stronger…
LOL, Brilliant!
Gotta keep my booze baron crony supporters in business.
Fresh out of the shower!
Judith – what does “truth serum” mean?
Multi-millionaire does bad impersonation of ordinary bloke
I’d prefer a pinot noir but Crosby Textor said “no”
“A lovely cold beer straight from the tanker, so refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest…….”
“Watch Ritchie, please! I’m drinking a whole pint just like you. Will you like me more if I finish it?”
“If the poor didn’t have a drug and alcohol problem they would be successful like me”
‘Man of the people’ pose spoilt by suit and tie
Rich man unknowingly drinks the equivalent of 2.25% of a median wage earner’s weekly take-home pay.
Do I look as manly as Barack?
who says national does not believe in recycling.
So, this is what the oiks drink?
Huh! This is the smallest trough I’ve ever stuck my snout in.
“If we can’t get the Saudis to drink this, they could consider using it as sheep-dip.”
“I support the War on Drugs because I’m a bought and paid for hypocrite.”
See, I’m just a regular Kiwi, I can dress in a nice suit and afford to go out for a drink…….Yeah, Nah.
Ugh! This Bollinger’s a bit off. And what’s with the glass – have my hands shrunk?
Cheers to the Far Left and their TPPA march!
The latest polls show National more popular than ever
So was National under Muldoon, Andrew. Remember the state he left the country in?
That’s the problem with you people – no sense of humour
mmmmmmm pony tails ……….
Crikey, it’s Question Time and I am not pissed enough, I need to scull a couple before I get to the House
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Steven Joyce gets a dildo, and all I get is a beer . . .
Oh good I can get sloshed & forget the rats biting my arse for awhile.
I will drink to that award Richie,i want you to be famous like me.
“I much prefer to be hit with a large glass of New Zealand brew, than an obscene pink plastic pretend penis – even without a tariff.”
“I’ll jus’ finish this 11th one and I’m off to find a tony pail.”
key helps publicise/advertise the national party sponsors’ product..
key:..’i’m not gonna legalise medical-marijuana..don’t you know how much money the booze-barons have poured into national party coffers over the years..?
..if they don’t want..i don’t want it..cheers..!..’
key drowns his flag-sorrows..
Just a quick shix or sho before i go into queshtion Time and fight those peshky laborites.
I feel dizzy an drunk with all my power
“Mmmm . . . arrogance is bliss”
key:..’who leaked that email..?..collins..?..bridges..?..bennett..?..english getting some late-revenge..?..
..i need a drink..!’..
Piss take in action.
‘Urine therapy to help me sleep well at night’
‘ I am the modern Rasputin! Nothing will affect me’
Hmmm…..not bad! Now if we could only get Andrew (Little) to give up politics and stick to brewing.
Even my urine taste great
Bottoms up!
Even my urine tastes great
Hmmmmmm Budwiser loverly…..
Not as nice as blood but needs must…
“Oh, life is so beautiful! Power, Propaganda, Prosperity, Piss and Ponytail! What more does one want!”
Bugger! I’d much prefer a Fluffy Duck, but C&T have instructed me to do this photo op. Makes me look like one of the boys.
“A lovely cold beer delivered by tanker,
So refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest……”
I’ll close my eyes and have a beer
Pretend that I’ve nothing to fear
Judith loves me-this I know
(’cause she always tells me so)
I’ll stay as leader (just to spite her)
And close my eyes a little tighter.
I’m sure I’ll be here 3 years longer!
Now, a glass or two of something stronger…
LOL, Brilliant!
Gotta keep my booze baron crony supporters in business.
Fresh out of the shower!
Judith – what does “truth serum” mean?
Multi-millionaire does bad impersonation of ordinary bloke
I’d prefer a pinot noir but Crosby Textor said “no”
“A lovely cold beer straight from the tanker, so refreshing for New Zealand’s biggest…….”
“Watch Ritchie, please! I’m drinking a whole pint just like you. Will you like me more if I finish it?”
“If the poor didn’t have a drug and alcohol problem they would be successful like me”
‘Man of the people’ pose spoilt by suit and tie
Rich man unknowingly drinks the equivalent of 2.25% of a median wage earner’s weekly take-home pay.
Do I look as manly as Barack?
who says national does not believe in recycling.
So, this is what the oiks drink?
Huh! This is the smallest trough I’ve ever stuck my snout in.
“If we can’t get the Saudis to drink this, they could consider using it as sheep-dip.”
“I support the War on Drugs because I’m a bought and paid for hypocrite.”
See, I’m just a regular Kiwi, I can dress in a nice suit and afford to go out for a drink…….Yeah, Nah.
Ugh! This Bollinger’s a bit off. And what’s with the glass – have my hands shrunk?
Cheers to the Far Left and their TPPA march!
The latest polls show National more popular than ever
So was National under Muldoon, Andrew. Remember the state he left the country in?
That’s the problem with you people – no sense of humour
mmmmmmm pony tails ……….
Crikey, it’s Question Time and I am not pissed enough, I need to scull a couple before I get to the House
“If your happy and an alcoholic clap your hands”
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