HEY NZ I’M OVER HERE!!!!
CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME NOW.
Dear Leader celebrates development of Methane Bomb. “It’s all in the land, dear children. Keep farming!”
John Key tries new career as stunt double….
DJ Jong Key hits the Auckland nightclub scene.
“Who wants a medal? We’re givin’ ’em away here free with every sale to the Imperialist Yankees…”
Prime Minister starts new round of trade negotiations with China…
“Oh my brothers and sisters, I have seen the light! Have you? Have you seen the light?”
Prime Minister describes North Koreans as “truly friendly”…
Well known communist added to Cameron Slater’s list…
Guide me oh, thou great redeemer,
Pilgrim through this barren land…
Bye Bye all you sheep shaggers, I can’t believe you fell for it!
Jong Kee.
Precious Peoples Popular Party President.
The Great Dictator Wang Ky Jong greets wealthy, potential land grabbing investor tourists and migrants at Auckland airport.
“Come one, come all, give me your money and I will hand you NZ on a plate, along with Kiwis as your lifelong slaves.”
Beloved leader hails grateful crowds joyful over brighter future
Well there’s a whole range of factors but my understanding is that the majority of New Zealanders feel that the future is pretty much brighter and I’m comfortable with that
At the end of the day…
Did you really think I am an American plant in NZ? Nah, I’m ackchully a top secret double agent!
I am for Trump!
Wont be long now just get the TPPA signed and we are home and hosed , the public will really march to my tune then.
Kim Jong Un and myself will be on equal footing two dictators having fun.
“This is just work experience. When the dumbed-down masses realise the truth of the anti-TPPA message of threat to democracy, I’ll be on the first NZ Air Force plane fit to lift off the Tarmac and head North, looking for a job.”
“Aww, after a few ‘reds’, you know what a sucker I am for dressing up and getting all warm and cosy with minority groups – except this lot don’t look as though they would appreciate a big kiss on the lips.”
Photoshop Obama into my golf pics here and here, then forward it to major NZ media outlets…
Loving this gig, should have done it years ago but I do miss Paddy.
“I asked for pin stripes. This suit has no pin stripes. Tell the tailor to return my wave before the firing squad lets loose.”
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HEY NZ I’M OVER HERE!!!!
CAN YOU SEE THE REAL ME NOW.
Dear Leader celebrates development of Methane Bomb. “It’s all in the land, dear children. Keep farming!”
John Key tries new career as stunt double….
DJ Jong Key hits the Auckland nightclub scene.
“Who wants a medal? We’re givin’ ’em away here free with every sale to the Imperialist Yankees…”
Prime Minister starts new round of trade negotiations with China…
“Oh my brothers and sisters, I have seen the light! Have you? Have you seen the light?”
Prime Minister describes North Koreans as “truly friendly”…
Well known communist added to Cameron Slater’s list…
Guide me oh, thou great redeemer,
Pilgrim through this barren land…
Bye Bye all you sheep shaggers, I can’t believe you fell for it!
Jong Kee.
Precious Peoples Popular Party President.
The Great Dictator Wang Ky Jong greets wealthy, potential land grabbing investor tourists and migrants at Auckland airport.
“Come one, come all, give me your money and I will hand you NZ on a plate, along with Kiwis as your lifelong slaves.”
Beloved leader hails grateful crowds joyful over brighter future
Well there’s a whole range of factors but my understanding is that the majority of New Zealanders feel that the future is pretty much brighter and I’m comfortable with that
At the end of the day…
Did you really think I am an American plant in NZ? Nah, I’m ackchully a top secret double agent!
I am for Trump!
Wont be long now just get the TPPA signed and we are home and hosed , the public will really march to my tune then.
Kim Jong Un and myself will be on equal footing two dictators having fun.
“This is just work experience. When the dumbed-down masses realise the truth of the anti-TPPA message of threat to democracy, I’ll be on the first NZ Air Force plane fit to lift off the Tarmac and head North, looking for a job.”
“Aww, after a few ‘reds’, you know what a sucker I am for dressing up and getting all warm and cosy with minority groups – except this lot don’t look as though they would appreciate a big kiss on the lips.”
Photoshop Obama into my golf pics here and here, then forward it to major NZ media outlets…
Loving this gig, should have done it years ago but I do miss Paddy.
“I asked for pin stripes. This suit has no pin stripes. Tell the tailor to return my wave before the firing squad lets loose.”
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