TDB Political Caption Competition

1. ”
   Hmm How do I make myself more loathsome?”

2. TPPA : The Prick Playing Ass.

3. How did John Campbell get back on the air waves John, when I thought we had him toe holed?

   He is singing to the masses about the TPPA being a piece of dirty work by the global corporates is he?

4. A poor person can vacuum under my chair now. Who says I have no compassion?

5. If I wasn’t so handsome and brilliant, my shoes would be less cool.

6. This is my ‘thinking’ pose. It makes me excited at myself.

7. ‘Am I lucky or what to get paid half a million dollars to mostly just talk crap! Ah, life is so beautiful!’

8. Me, John and Mike have got it wired.

9. Im sitting here with my feet up nothing to do ,no one wants to hear what I have to say,so I might as well relax and wait till payday.

   • In Haiku:[5-7-5]

     Feet up Relaxing
     None listens, nothing to do
     Waiting for payday

10. Members of the White Shoe Brigade signify to the World that the wearer has risen above earthly matters.

11. “The working class can kiss my arse, I’ve got a bludgers job at last.”

12. “This is great, now I just need to figure out how I can stab John in the back and take over as PM . . . .”

13. His pose symbolises the contempt he has for viewers of Mark Weldon’s TV3 channel.

14. Henry shows off new loafers…

15. Smug mug…

16. Oh, what a nice happy feeling after kissing key’s arse once again this morning!

17. Who should i choose as labour leader this year…

18. henry (thinks):..’if only georgina beyer hadn’t beaten me in that bloody election..what might have been..?..’

19. henry (thinks):..’bloody australians..!…didn’t recognise genius when it was under their bloody noses..!..ingrates..!’..

20. henry:..’i look at rawdon christie…and i laugh’..

21. Fig jam.

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