Winston vs Luxon: Winners, Losers + Predictions

Make no mistake, Winston’s actions this week by releasing explosive details about the Prime Ministers secret yearning to support  an illegal war that is tanking the economy was the metaphorical equivalence of fire bombing Luxon’s electorate office.

Winston Tiberius Peters wants the Prime Ministership so bad he can taste it and with NZF soaring in the polls thanks to the radioactive polarisation of politics, it’s killing and spilling season with Matua Winston hungry to shank.

The idea that it was all a big misunderstanding is farcical!

WINNERS:

Winston – The sly silver Fox jumps all over the lazy blue hog. Matua Winston is an old school gangster who is pig butchering the Prime Minister and bleeding his votes out while winking to the Pensioners. He knows the PM is too weak to reprimand him let alone sack him because that would play directly into Winston’s plan to manufacture a snap election.

Chris Finlayson –  The only National Party MP with the actual courage and spine to call Winston out and demand his former colleagues grow a pair and start war with Winston!

The Political Left – Watching NZFirst cannibalise National’s vote and not able to get to 51%  even with ACT is glorious. NZFirst vs National makes the Te Pati Māori spill look positively civil.

MAGA Jesus – Now we know our evangelical christian PM wanted to support this illegal war, we have to ask the question, who would Jesus bomb?

 

LOSERS:

NZ Foreign reputation – The world now knows our Prime Minister wanted to support America and Israel’s illegal war on Iran.

Luxon – He’s so weak now he can’t even fight off Winston as he shanks him. The only thing weaker than Luxon is his Caucus who can’t find anyone with the stones to knife him and put him out of his misery. His argument that he was merely testing NZs foreign policy is just not credible.

National – Luxon’s inability to gain any respect from Winston or David means they have no one who can fight their corner. Winston has kept the receipts and will drip feed them all the way up until the election and leave National with no more than 25% on election day.

ACT – Winston is sucking up all the news oxygen and choking David out while he looks deep into Seymours eyes. It’s a thing of beauty.

NZ Economy – NZ is facing the worst energy crisis in our history and the Government is wasting time on bickering amongst themselves over who disrespects Luxon the most.

PREDICTIONS:

The economy will continue to tank as the energy inflation hits, the climate will go to drought in the North Island and flooding in the South. Voters will want solutions and NZFirst’s destabilisation campaign will build Labour, Green, TPM and TOP vote.

Winston will win the battle and lose the war.