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if any of you bitches, point anything at me, i’m gonna pull it. OH and I like shafting people straight, gay, pink or purple .
Oh no, they are making it quite hard for me to work for the interests of the USA and the corporates. How gay is that!
Hey, c’mon, it’s cerise, I got it specially – Ok, so Bronagh got it for me because she has a better gay eye for colour so don’t hate on me – we look the same. I thought you poofs were all gay and fun and party party but you’re being such bitches. After I bought a new tie for Waitangi Day it’s all getting too much.
I just better let you all know, that if anyone, points anything at me, i’m gonna pull it….
I AM A PRIZE PRICK AS YOUR PRIME MINISTER, SO LOVE ME AS I AM YOU LOOSERS.
“This is all Labour’s fault! Where’s Steven when you need him?”
These people really think I am funny but then within minutes they booed my off the stage. I’ll just blame it on the Green Party and those few idiot protesters. I really am a funny and good guy, really I am.
“I promise not to pull any long pokey outy bits today?”
J keys only standing promise to date.
I AM the TPPA~~The Ponytail Pulling Arse~~