satire

“I can shear a sheep”
“………”
“Hello, I can shear a sheep”
“….(sniff)…..”
“Hello, are you there Donald, I can shear a sheep”
“…(muffled: “who the fuck is this?”….. “Where’s that?”)….”
“Hello, hello”.

I’m going to have to eat this bike if The Opportunities Party wins

After shearing this sheep of its wool, he’d like to shear homosexuals of their rights

Hahaha, can you believe I managed to ‘resign’ and no one asked any real questions? God I love this stupid little country.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That ticking time bomb you left in my new office that will explode and destroy my chances of winning a fourth term for the National Party, do you ahhh, have a way to turn it off John?