Political Caption Competition

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1. “It’s called a Poll Tax…”

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2. You try to help them and all they are is ungrateful.

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3. Need a coupla grand to stay in a motel? Shit…we’re swimming in it!

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4. six munce argo i carn’t evn spell prime munsta an’ now I arr one!

   How luckee do you feel?

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5. My cuff links are by Tiffany,
   My suit is Pierre Cardin
   And Ive long since ditched my farmers boots
   For new ones all for show

   Some folks have called me stingy,
   And pandering to those with more
   But as with generous tax cuts
   I give alms to all the poor

   And tho I disaprove ,
   Of homeless on our streets
   I gift my threadbare gumboots
   To wear upon his feet

   Those gumboots are so filthy,
   From paddock and milking shed
   Yet stained with the honest toil
   The KIWI druggie workers dread!

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6. They call me the “Double-Dipper of Dipton”,
   Because I’m a double-dipping dickhead,
   But at least I’m doing better than this loser,
   Who’s got a park bench for a bed.

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