satire

Situation truly vacant

The Queen announces new Brexit leader of the UK

Best Twitter Burn of the day – Andrea Vance vs Jordan Williams

God, are you there? Did you like my pizza Jesus? Have I punished the poor enough for not believing in you? Will I get a bigger house in heaven if I throw solo mothers off welfare?

New Rugby League Advert

The mythical country New New Zealand

Anyone not laughing dies

You’re not going to make that fucking canned spaghetti pizza thing again are you Prime Minister? I vomited when I saw that, honestly vomited. Sure I’m a middle class grocery wank for wannabe suburban Master Chef contestants, but even I have standards.