satire

So this Paddles, it was a pussy yeah?

The meteor of two minds has never been so empty or malignant

I sacrifice this human child to the parliamentary Gods to become Speaker

Police are seeking 4 women in relation to a hit and run on Prime Minister’s pet

State Officials gather for funeral of Paddles the Cat

Ummm, can you count Chippy?
No, Jacinda, I can’t count.
Grant, what about you, can you count?
Well, it’s not really my thing Jacinda.
Okay, is there anyone in the Caucus who can count?