satire

So it’s agreed then Mr Trump. I’ll continue manipulating you and you’ll continue taking the planet to the brink of nuclear war with North Korea.

The blind leading the dead

We’ve just had confirmation from the Situation Room, Mike Hosking, Sean Plunket, Matthew Hooton and Cameron Slater have all been shot dead by special forces. 

Photo bombing has never bombed so badly

The homicidal chipmunk of NZ media 

Total eclipse of the Fart

Despite reports showing that we failed NZ in every possible measurement, here I am being so condescending as to hand Phil Twyford a fucking toy tool kit for him to build his houses with. The fact I can do this and get away with it is a reminder of just how gutless our mainstream media really are. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

New National Party Housing Policy criticised as ‘lacking vision’