satire

5 arseholes walk into a bar, the barman looks up and says, ‘I can serve 4 of you, but your pet monkey has to stay outside’.

Joyce – “So I’m up here Simon and you’re down there and I should be the Prime Minister”
English – “You’ve had 9 fucking years and that’s the best argument you came up with. Look at Simon’s face, he can’t believe it either’?

The Lady’s not for burning 

New Zealand and No Zealand 

The look of a man who just got hit by dirty politics 

Judith Collins casually lounging around her Office with its wall display of the mounted heads of her enemies

Judith’s new ‘Leader of the Opposition’ office was controversial for it’s addition of an armoury and Cameron Slater as her Secretary. “Some say they don’t know what’s more dangerous, semi-automatic rifles or Whaleoil’, Judith cackled.

Run you Fools, Judith’s coming!