satire

Labour MPs Stuart Nash and Michael Wood take the new cannabis reform bill very seriously.

Spot the difference – one is a Prime Minister reaching out to the people, the other is an elitist wanker

Waitangi Day Miracle: “And she fed the 5000 with 3 loaves and 5 bacon butties.”

The only way Bill could physically be further away from Waitangi was if he was visiting the Chatham Islands. 

Look, I couldn’t tell you what the building to my left is, it looks like a state housing project we had planned to sell. Waitangi Day? I’m off to the true heart of the Treaty – Bluff. Why would I ‘wait’ for a ‘tangi’ at Waitangi Day eh? Someone told me ‘Tangi’ was a funeral, why would I wait for a funeral hu? Good times and happy days. Hey, where’s Judith & Simon? 

So just a moderate Left wing policy platform then?

“Where’s the extra taxation from the rich to pay for all our social service upgrades Grant”?

“I dunno”

One of these 3 men is going to stab the other two deep in the back and dump their corpses in a tunnel. Can you guess which one?