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Hahahahahahaha, put on some Gumboots and those stupid yokels will think we are running the country for their benefit, wait till they see what we’ve done with MPI.
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key: ‘this guy is the best clutch cargo impersonator in the country’..
clutch cargo-impersonator: ‘yup..!..that’s me..!’
key: ‘and we called it ‘trickle-down’…
key: ‘and then bill english told me how he was going to win the election’..
key: ‘and then i did this reach-around/under’..
(clutch cargo-impersonator: ‘it tickled like cray-cray’..
key: ‘we’re going to have lunch with ‘big-jezza’ brownlee – ya need to wear boots – there s a lot of splashing/spillage going on’..
john key: ‘yellow are the colours of our souls’..
john key and clutch cargo-impersonator put on their rubbers together..
key:..’these are special gumboots..for standing on the throats of the poor..’
(clutch cargo-impersonator): ‘i just love doing that with you..john..they squeal like stuck-pigs..don’t they..?’..it’s bloody hilarious.!’
key: ‘and then i helped drive the new zealand dollar down..and i bet on it going down..and i made a bloody fortune..!’..
(clutch cargo-impersonator) : ‘you da man..!’..
The Great Pretender – Lyrics
“Ooh ooh yes I’m the great pretender (ooh ooh)
Just laughing and gay like a clown (ooh ooh)
I seem to be what I’m not (you see)
I’m wearing my heart like a crown”
“Hey, look at all those folks staring at us waving red flags John!”.
“Yeh Nath. It’s akshully nice they’re cheering us on.”
“Just one thing though John?”
“Yeah Nath. What’s the prob?”
“Why are these gumboots filled with wet cement?”
Scum and Scummer…
“Hey aren’t those the gumboots you wore on that visit to overseas farms? Maybe you should wash them”
“Yeah nah they’ll be sweet as bro”