satire

I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore.

When you can’t get on the Late Show with Stephen Colbert you go to Countdown to get a photo with Jono and Ben

Notes on Simon Bridges hands for media stand up:

Handley a poor victim

Meka the basher

bloody Neve 

Donald Trump goes the extra mile to make Neve feel special at the UN

I’m not sure universal suffrage was about men pushing themselves to the front and demanding recognition.  

Russia needs a better lie.

James: Fumble, mumble, fumble.
Jacinda: I fucking told you that you weren’t allowed to speak in front of the adults!
Winston: I don’t even let him make direct eye contact with me. You’re sure Marama is tied up somewhere in the basement & is gagged right?