Political Caption Competition

I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore.

World leaders pay tribute to victims as Israel marks three years since 7 October attack by Hamas – as it…

Wow, the National Party think they’ve won the election, once again, through using fear as a means of attracting votes. …

On 23 September, China’s leader Xi Jin Ping arrived in the US for a state visit, his first since 2015….

Jesus wept… Was former South Canterbury resident Raymond Horsch a serial killer? FBI tears apart US ‘house of horrors’ Fresh…

Kia ora koutou. Look, I’ll be straight with you. National’s plan to randomly drug test people on Jobseeker isn’t welfare…
The ease with which you are all manipulated but the Taxpayers’ Union after Nicky’s devastating expose on their toxic influence…
Yes, we are raising money to have them embalmed…
Same here. I mean what about young rich white guys ? Don’t they
matter too ? They’re predicated to be old rich white guys – if they live to tell the tale.
What about old rich white women ? Do they not matter too?
The sadness of the rich. Sad.
Why am I now turning a whiter shade of pale ?