Political Caption Competition

I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore.

Matthew Hooton asks Court of Appeal to strike out Don Brash defamation case Matthew Hooton acknowledges he went too far…

Trump is too stupid to be a Nazi, but he’s greedy enough to be a Gangster… ‘Everybody’s profiting’: Trump defends…

Jesus wept… Trump’s Board of Peace plans to grant itself sweeping immunity, documents show The UN-sanctioned Board of Peace announced…

Wow, she’s just following orders … MSD boss defends linking staff performance with cutting emergency housing The Ministry of Social Development…

Labour pledges to scrap controversial Disability Support Services Bill Labour says it will scrap the controversial Disability Support Services Bill…
Billionaire Jim Grenon must pay costs to TVNZ after funding ‘wholly unsuccessful defamation case’ Billionaire Jim Grenon has been ordered…
Yes, we are raising money to have them embalmed…
Same here. I mean what about young rich white guys ? Don’t they
matter too ? They’re predicated to be old rich white guys – if they live to tell the tale.
What about old rich white women ? Do they not matter too?
The sadness of the rich. Sad.
Why am I now turning a whiter shade of pale ?