Political Caption Competition

I can’t even tell if this is satire anymore.

After years demanding Labour define a woman, NZ First’s answer appears to be: a woman is a biological female and a female is a biological female.

The Mongrel Mob meth rehabilitation programme worked. But in New Zealand, looking tough on gangs matters more than reducing addiction.

While centrists manage decline, Zohran Mamdani is rolling out public supermarkets, confronting monopoly power and giving working people something Labour forgot how to offer: hope.

A new US-led Pacific “kill web” linking Japan, South Korea and the Philippines signals how rapidly the Indo-Pacific is militarising.

Pow. Suddenly National have dropped the facade of being centrist and is leaning into open malice for those their remaining…

The best thing about RNZ is its close connection with the Deep State via its Wellington Public Service cronyism. Whenever…
Yes, we are raising money to have them embalmed…
Same here. I mean what about young rich white guys ? Don’t they
matter too ? They’re predicated to be old rich white guys – if they live to tell the tale.
What about old rich white women ? Do they not matter too?
The sadness of the rich. Sad.
Why am I now turning a whiter shade of pale ?