satire

Russia needs a better lie.

James: Fumble, mumble, fumble.
Jacinda: I fucking told you that you weren’t allowed to speak in front of the adults!
Winston: I don’t even let him make direct eye contact with me. You’re sure Marama is tied up somewhere in the basement & is gagged right?

What do you mean there’s a storm coming? I didn’t order a storm!

Will this kind of journalism be behind the new pay wall? Please?

Yay, pain and grief suffered by other people, my two favourite things.

According to Leighton Smith & ZB this isn’t happening 

You want a leak? I’ll give you a leak! My baby is just like my poll ratings,  46% more adorable than Jacinda’s!