satire

David Parker: Ummm, I get my hand back after shaking yours right? Saudi Foreign Minister: Maybe.

Hello Cameron, a very nervous Simon Bridges here…

Shake my hand or I’ll cut it off

Please God, let Cameron Slater and Simon Lusk die in a car crash that also wipes out Judith. Can you hear me God? Hello? Oh Satan, how are you, can that soul I traded to win the leadership get some extra credit put on it?

Engagement with National 

How much for an Indian MP?

JACINDA: I drank an enormous amount of scotch with Winston, this better pay off

GRANT: Did I leave the oven on?

JACINDA: YEEEEEEEEEES

GRANT: I have to leave, I’ve left the oven on