satire

Dear Jesus…

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy
But here’s my number, so call me maybe

Everything wrong about Australian Politics summed up in one photo

“Look Guyon, I’m not an idiot who just bumble farts his way through ill thought out policy”.

“Hmmmmmm”.

NZ is a country where right wing politicians openly acknowledge their desire to roll their leader

Black is the new Orange 

What? Julie Anne Genter biked to hospital to give birth? I thought driving around in this shitty car was the ultimate in virtue signalling, tell Clarke he’s piggy backing me around Wellington next week.

Trump’s new Cabinet 

Shhhh. It will all be ok soon Simon.