satire

Does someone wearing a jacket like that get to use the word fiasco?

When I said life raft Alfred, I was being figurative. How much have you spent on these canoes and crosses?

Cue Curb Your Enthusiasm theme

Spot the difference 

That’ll get ’em to pay for a subscription!

Who’s got two thumbs and is an arsehole?

This guy!

Jacinda: “I will ensure the leader of France, the only country to ever execute a state sponsored terrorist attack in real life on my country, will stop the naughty words!”

Macron: “I will ensure this photogenic breath of fresh air allows me to crack down on yellow vests organising online.”

When your last option is time travel 

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