satire

TVNZ Management team post apocalypse 

This is Simon Lusk’s new mind control collar that he’s asked me to wear when making decisions on referendums, it’s not too obvious is it? 

Hail my American military Overlord, I am your vessel to do with as you please. Eat my soul.

Shouldn’t Mike’s tailor be the one stepping up? Why does he look like a carpet salesman? 

Part-time Leader of the Opposition with his full time social media adviser. 

Ridiculous Haircut Contest.

So the fat controller here will keep my tank engine running while Shane is checking the yoga pants of protesters because Shane is an expert at checking out yoga pants.  

The inverted pyramid of prosperity on Facebook presents latest money making luck adventure. Clark with an E rains wealth with this secret. 

One is a grumpy bird, the other is a frumpy turd.

Simon might have a chance, Mike’s jacket however does not