satire

Nativity scene under Trump

42 joints per day keeps the Paula Bennett away.

One of these three is being touched inappropriately by Donald Trump while this photo is being taken. Guess which one. 

Zip it sweetie. 

“So, the Trust loans money to NZ First because it loves NZ First, and it’s totally legal. Why would anyone make love illegal?” 

I’m not sure Young Labour should be promoting themselves as ‘Party Animals’ after the Summer School Booze Sex ‘Assault’ Festival. How about ‘Young Labour 2020 – Chaste Vanilla’, or ‘Young Labour 2020 – Home by 8pm with Chaperones present at all times’ or ‘Young Labour 2020 – Always triggered’?

I love you Dad

The Strike Force Raptor Mullet – Party at the front, civil rights destroying at the back

National’s new ‘Strike Force Raptor’ logo has been criticised for blatant pandering to 12 year old boys and people who live in the South Island

Aliarsayswhat?