satire

I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?

See no pandemic, hear no pandemic, speak no pandemic

Social distancing never looked so unsocial or distant

Less the Avengers, more The Averages. 

Ummmmmmm…

Because public meetings to discuss a pandemic is on brand for National Party stupidity. 

If you aren’t a socialist at 20 you have no heart.

If you aren’t a capitalist by 40, you have no brain.

If you are ever a young nat, you have no mates. 

Nothing sums up the current existential pandemic crisis of public health vs commercial interests than Sport played in empty stadiums.

Add the climate crisis to this metaphor & the stadium is on fire while Oil companies are outside still selling tickets