satire

BOAG:

noun
VULGAR SLANG

“I’m not interested in opposition for opposition’s sake. We’re all tired of that kind of politics.”

When teased on not having any policy, Opposition Leader Todd Muller stated, “I know you are, you said you are, but what am I?”

No one has the heart to tell them they are holding the wrong books.

Epsom Gothic: ACT Party Gun Jamboree 

ACT NZ – White Guns Matter

NIKKI – My programming says that I am feeling this human emotion called love for you Simon.

The train is the NZ economy

BUT HE’S RIGHT THERE DAVID!