satire

See no evil, hear no evil. speak no evil, where am I?

American news network disappears up inside their own arsehole. 

Trump’s latest campaign fundraiser seems a tad desperate 

Young chap from Pakuranga grateful to have a job.

‘Doing a Duncan Garner’ – making a boastful political bet with yourself, losing it, but honourably carrying out the promise.

‘Doing a Hamish Price’ – making a boastful political bet with yourself, losing it, but dishonourably refusing to comply with your own bet.

Making Twitter better one day at a time. 

He also has a string around his finger to remind him to tie his shoelaces and not swallow his own tongue. 

The mythical group of National voters who Party voted Labour to keep the Greens out.