satire

I have no idea who you are lady, but I’ll shake your hand because that’s basic human courtesy, however I know she’s Judith Collins and I DON’T WANT HER TOUCHING ME  

The ACT Party Election Bus is an empty box of right wing farts on wheels, it’s less transport and more arsehole at this stage. 

Gerry’s true colours are showing

New Conservative Policy Platform 

Ask why you are wearing a kilt for a Jacket?

Racing now and it’s Labour out in front, National tripping over itself, the Greens on a Unicorn and ACT is out in front of Winnie and Winnie is bringing up the rear.

David Seymour with the little knitted elf support toy children killed by his Party’s gun fetish are handed during trauma incidents

Actual Green Party Caucus meeting

Just be honest Judith.

He came in like a wrecking ball