Political Caption Competition
Gerry’s true colours are showing

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“No I don’t believe in shape changing liz..hey is that a steak and cheese”
I’m just outlining an interesting set of dyes.
That look on David Hartnells face when he realizes just how ugly, Blue, really is..
Say what you want about big egos the fact is we can meme.
“Make Christchurch Great Again”
Confusing fake news with fake tan.
People like Gerry are the symptom of neo-liberalism/fascism, it’s what gets coughed up when society becomes sick with hyper-individualism and consumerism.
The disease is capitalism and they (the corporate elites) have you and your children by the throat – Chris Hedges
Yes Frank, Trump would be devastated.
This is a bit unkind – even if he’s not how we wanted our own offspring to turn out.
I was a big man yesterday, but boy you ought to see me now. There is a song just for Gerry and all bloated capitalists I hope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXd8c1BLpRQ
Assuming a new identity as T. Ronald Dump, our cunningly disguised hero makes a post-election escape from justice to begin a new life in the South Pacific as a principled politician just asking questions. He names his billionaire bolt-hole Smarm-a-Largo.
Aren’t I looking more like ‘Donald Trump’ every day!!!!!