satire

50 shades of leather 

There are no coincidences

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE: One is a tin pot dictator who uses mass surveillance spying and indulges in the odd war crime, the other is Kim Jong Un

National Party crime spokesman Simeon Brown demands Labour arrest Colonel Sanders

JOHN: Dear God, the Maoris and the Pacificas love the scratchies right, so they’ll clamber for my gift vouchers & KFC for the jab eh? I’m such a great chap, hmmmmmm someone over there has a ponytail.

JUDITH: Dear God, bring my enemies a plague.

The climate crisis is Australia’s biggest threat, not China

Worst dinner party ever.

I wear a stethoscope around Parliament so Judith doesn’t mistake me for Chris Bishop and starts punching me by accident.

ACT explains to beaten down National voters why they should vote for David Seymour