Political Caption Competition

Who can bomb Auckland worse?

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

TVNZ Polls are seen as the sensible and most boring of the polling in NZ, for them to be showing…

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…
“Gosh, this is an enormous dildo Phil!”
“Well it’s got a big hole to fill Judith…”
“Bottom’s up, Phil!” Collins a byo blast at city ordnance meeting
“Let’s drop a bomb – we’re getting married! Then we can completely screw the country over . . .”
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