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Who can bomb Auckland worse?

Let me get this straight. The first whisper campaign coup against Luxon was all a media beat up. The first…

This week, Martyn takes on one of the biggest election-year arguments: immigration and New Zealand identity. Are migrants really an…

Economist Cameron Bagrie warns New Zealand is entering a profound economic transition as inflation rises, geopolitical tensions intensify, house prices…

Māori unemployment has hit 11.5%, food insecurity is affecting 51% of Māori households, and youth unemployment has climbed to devastating…

‘I didn’t challenge for the leadership’, Erica Stanford says in first media appearance this week ‘I don’t know’: Minister unsure…

ACT pledges to end ‘race-based hiring’ in public service ‘reset’ The ACT Party says it will campaign on reforming public…
“Gosh, this is an enormous dildo Phil!”
“Well it’s got a big hole to fill Judith…”
“Bottom’s up, Phil!” Collins a byo blast at city ordnance meeting
“Let’s drop a bomb – we’re getting married! Then we can completely screw the country over . . .”
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