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Winston trying to define a horse
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We are selling this kids organs to ensure we can balance the budget
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WHERE IS MY TAXPAYER FUNDED LIMO AND CRAYFISH!
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“I can honestly give you a categorical ‘maybe’…”
“Look, not only do I mean what I say but I also mean what I don’t say, and you can’t get clearer than that…”
Forests check. Oceans check. What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests check
Oceans check
What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests. Check
Oceans. Check
What next is on my environmental hit list?
How many Bridges did I promise
“Now where did I put my Curriculum Vitae ?
I wasn’t expecting to need it so soon.”
A bridge too far.
“NOW HOW CAN I SAVE OUR REGIONAL RAIL AFTER THIS, MAYBE SOME EXTRA CASH FOR THEM TOO WILL SHUT WINSTON UP BANTERING ABOUT RUNNING IT DOWN TOO” ?
Is my spin working or do I need to try another line
Thinking up another porkie to tell no doubt.