Political Caption Competition


Fra Right Hate site, The Platform, lecturing us on being classy

National Party Conference

The kind of hard hitting news media that National loves

Mike Hosking’s face has been so white washed in new ZB advert he looks like a KKK scrotum with botox

Immigration policy

Winston argued he needs 9 years in power – this is what NZ would look like after 9 years of…
“I can honestly give you a categorical ‘maybe’…”
“Look, not only do I mean what I say but I also mean what I don’t say, and you can’t get clearer than that…”
Forests check. Oceans check. What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests check
Oceans check
What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests. Check
Oceans. Check
What next is on my environmental hit list?
How many Bridges did I promise
“Now where did I put my Curriculum Vitae ?
I wasn’t expecting to need it so soon.”
A bridge too far.
“NOW HOW CAN I SAVE OUR REGIONAL RAIL AFTER THIS, MAYBE SOME EXTRA CASH FOR THEM TOO WILL SHUT WINSTON UP BANTERING ABOUT RUNNING IT DOWN TOO” ?
Is my spin working or do I need to try another line
Thinking up another porkie to tell no doubt.