Political Caption Competition


FACT OF THE DAY: Silent reading activates mouth, tongue, and larynx muscles (subvocalization). POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “It is…

In Occupied Palestine Zionism in practice Israel’s Daily Toll on Palestinian Life, Limb, Liberty and Land – Advertisement – Sanction…

FACT OF THE DAY: The tallest tree in the world is a Coast Redwood in California named Hyperion, standing over…

FACT OF THE DAY: Australia is wider than the Moon. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Donald Rumsfeld. Love him or…

FACT OF THE DAY: Roughly 71% of the Earth’s surface is covered by water. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE DAY: “Better…

FACT OF THE DAY: Earth’s core is estimated to be as hot as the surface of the Sun POLITICAL…
“I can honestly give you a categorical ‘maybe’…”
“Look, not only do I mean what I say but I also mean what I don’t say, and you can’t get clearer than that…”
Forests check. Oceans check. What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests check
Oceans check
What’s next on my environmental hit list?
Forests. Check
Oceans. Check
What next is on my environmental hit list?
How many Bridges did I promise
“Now where did I put my Curriculum Vitae ?
I wasn’t expecting to need it so soon.”
A bridge too far.
“NOW HOW CAN I SAVE OUR REGIONAL RAIL AFTER THIS, MAYBE SOME EXTRA CASH FOR THEM TOO WILL SHUT WINSTON UP BANTERING ABOUT RUNNING IT DOWN TOO” ?
Is my spin working or do I need to try another line
Thinking up another porkie to tell no doubt.