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“Where all around us ancient ills
devour like blackberry the hills.
On every product of the time
left fall a poisoned rain of rhyme,
Sings Harry”
“Do you know who I am – I work alongside Blinguish.”
“He prefers me without the distraction of my voluptuous red lips – he is very devout.”
“I’ve got more important things to do with him, than worry about what my staff say to the media.”
It wasn’t me.–I wasn’t there .Really truly, I actually was at the time lecturing at our parties monthly ‘Lying for backbenchers training session’.–ask them,not me.
I have no comment that hasn’t been approved by our political spin doctors lads sorry.
It’s not true that the PM does not like me…he is just telling his usual fibs…but hey want’s new…