Political Caption Competition

Walking in a winter wonderland after that winter wonderland has been sprayed by Agent Orange

Walking in a winter wonderland after that winter wonderland has been sprayed by Agent Orange

A Marxist, A Government Cabinet Minister, a Green MP, a Newspaper columnist and 2 business journalists all walk into a…

Shane Jones throws red meat to the worst instincts — but the real danger is slipping through unnoticed. An India trade deal pushed by corporate interests, signed before the public ever sees the fine print.

Five disgruntled MPs… or total support? Luxon can’t seem to decide — and that contradiction is starting to look a lot like a leadership crisis National can’t contain.

The numbers are shifting — and suddenly the left has real options. A four-party progressive government isn’t just theory anymore. The question now is what they’d actually do with it.

Sean Plunket has said far worse than this, which is why the BSA complaint feels less like principle and more like bureaucratic theatre with a funding problem underneath.

Winston is confused that he’s an opposition MP and not actually part of the Government
Its bloody ugly but who cares we have bigger and better things to worry about
The worker’s trees are deepest red
They shrouded oft our martyred dead;
And ere their limbs grew stiff and blanch
Their life-blood dyed their every branch…
OK. We are now going to march through town in protest at lefties changing the words of O Tannenbaum and singing it as a left wing anthem.