Political Caption Competition

Shhhh. It will all be ok soon Simon.

Foreign Minister Winston Peters has been reported to be considering the Government’s response to an horrific United Nations special investigation…

Following the death of a person at Waikato ED after. 9 hour wait, another ED death driven by fears of…

Read Luxon’s talking points and how he managed to mangle them into that train-wreck interview… Revealed: The talking points Christopher…

Analysis: The economy has become Nicola Willis’ political problem ANALYSIS: Nearly a year ago, Nicola Willis stood with Christopher Luxon…

There is a lot of ‘whataboutasim’ over China launching a missile into the Pacific. ‘BUT WHAT ABOUT AMERICA’ they scream….

FACT OF THE DAY: It rains diamonds on Jupiter and Saturn due to extreme atmospheric pressures. POLITICAL QUOTE OF THE…
Something Wong in the background.
the naughty boy squirms under the gaze of his dominatrix..
she’s got my ball-sack in a tight grip…
Is that a silencer she has in her hand?
Well – for crying out loud!
He won’t go quietly.
All the better to hear – my dear.
Et tu Judith?
Pardon the way that I stare
There’s nothing else to compare
The sight of you leaves me weak
There are no words left to speak…
Rabbit silencer…?