Political Caption Competition

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1. “To a naïve shark…..an octopus looks like an easy meal.”

   “Unfortunately…..octopuses are protected by a variety of defensive adaptations.”

   “ If none of these tactics work, the octopus will eject a thick cloud of black ink into the water and disappear amid the distraction.”

   But those years of hairdressers magic have taken their toll on the ink sacs also.

2. “Of course I didn’t leak your travel expenses Simon. I’m behind you all the way…”

3. The naughty lady of Shady Lane
   Has the town in a whirl
   The naughty lady of Shady Lane
   Me, oh, my, oh, what a girl

   Boom de boom…

4. And if we listen real hard…. we can just hear the faint but looming ever closer sounds of the JAWS theme music track….

5. Meanwhile, on board the Death Star

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